Warriors Saloon

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John-
Think I'd check the seal on that bottle VERY carefully. Then you would be wise to superglue the bottle to your hand until empty to avoid tampering. That way we can remove the bottle and all that palm hair at the same time.

[Norfolk]

I recommend Bob Evans (http://www.bobevans.com/), Country Kitchen (http://www.countrykitchenrestaurants.com/), or Old Country Buffet (http://www.oldcountrybuffet.com/)for breakfast.

But here's the Beam and 7:D:

[SEATJERKER]

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...That was "dOgOOder" bOb's alter ego, The whining excuse maker, He did it on purpose, and he drives the rice rocket Toy Yoda,...

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[catman]

Taste goods and just in time!


Trav

[b3196]

Trav
Glad you enjoyed it....I scrubed it down with Irish Spring

Coitus
John and me are buds.....and we're gonna polish off that bottle together

[catman]

John just gained a partner. Although I did set myself up for that, and had you said it to someone else, it would have been funny....I will seek revenge!



Trav

[sn-e3]

The portly man walks into the strange bar looking for something to quanch his parched lips. he looks around and only see's 2 people, so he says rounds for the house. Big mistake little does he know sids campout just finished and the boys and girls are just outside having a smoke. They hear the magic words "Rounds for the house" and come rushing in the back door all 52 of them. S#1t says me. So I slowly pullout my VA check to pay for the Round of drinks I don't need to eat for the rest of the month anyway. The crowd asks how the hell did I get to Ellijay anyway. and I tell them I road my new Bike all the way from washington state. Yup that little Vespa made it all the way with only one fuel stop in the side car Keith is waiting for me to come out of the bar because he won't go in unless they serve sacred Wine. We headed out two weeks ago for the Mountian but that Vespa will only go 25 miles per hour top speed. so what do you guys do for fun around hear since the Midget ran away.?

[Norfolk]

I think we need a Martini Lounge here at the Saloon.:cool:

[DeadlyDaring]

Just thought this might be appropriate for you saloon guys:D:D:D

An old veteran http://www.patriotfiles.com/forum/imgcache/4448.pngwalks into a saloon. He sees two pieces of meat hanging from the rafters and asks the barman, "Why are those two pieces of meat hanging from the rafters?"

The barman replies, "It's a competition which we run every night. If you can jump up and touch the meat, you get free drinks for the whole night."

"Great!" says the old man, "but what if I can't reach them?"

"Then you have to buy all the drinks for everyone all night," the bartender answers. "Do you want to try?"

"No, but thanks anyway."

"Why not?" asks the bartender.

"The steaks are too high.":D:D:D
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[b3196]

Chris
Upon waking from a 3 day drunk, after sleeping on the bar with drool, cigarette ashes, pickled eggs, and a coaster stuck to my face. I say.....belly up to my home away from home and let me buy you a drink.

[sn-e3]

Bob make mine about a quart of alka seltser Man I too feel like I'm coming off a week long binge. There is some kind of bug going around here. Plus my back is mending from cutting 2 cords of wood last week. This getting old ain't for sissy' but the alturnitive is not as apealing. Cheers down the hatch. P.S. Digger do'es your Navy still have Rum rations?

[DeadlyDaring]

http://www.patriotfiles.com/forum/imgcache/4451.pngYes the RAN did have a rum ration but was the first Commonwealth country to abolish it in 1921.

A ration of rum a day was standard issue in the Royal Navy until 1970, when concerns over crew members operating machinery under the influence led to the rum ration being abolished.http://www.patriotfiles.com/forum/imgcache/4452.png

The recollections about drinking of alcohol on board the Australian shipshttp://www.patriotfiles.com/forum/imgcache/4453.png

There was ration at sea of two very large cans of Fosters beer per day for each of the Petty Officers and above the rest of the crew only got one. But this did not happen every day for reasons when in Vietnam etchttp://www.patriotfiles.com/forum/imgcache/4454.png

So we ended up with a beer ration day ...when? When the Captain decided we had earnt one

In Submarines the Engineers were entitled to a double beer ration for the conditions they worked under.http://www.patriotfiles.com/forum/imgcache/4452.png

[Old Seabee]

Well I am glad to see that everyone is still around. By the way has anyone seem my chicken?

[b3196]

Dan
Good to see you're back....Belly up to the bar and let me pour you a drink or 2 or 10
Your chicken was headin south with Travis riding it like a horse

[SEATJERKER]

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...I thought Tina's father had the last ride on the chicken back in April on the mountain,..

... Oh No!!!, you mean Travis has been doing the sloppy seconds for 2 months now !!!!

...Did he keep it frozen for the trip ?,...

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[Old Seabee]

Bob, Thanks I'll take you up on the drinks, it's sort of dry around here. I don't care what Travis does with my chicken, perrty worn out anyway. But I would like to have the garter belt and nylons back. Now who ever the bartender is wake up. A round for the house om me. Money in the box "There's a tear in my beer." And happy Fathers day to all.

[b3196]

Dan
You give up the chicken and you have'ta give up the garter and nylons. That damn chicken is down right ugly without em......Don't wake up the bartender, he's pours a $hitty drink.

[Old Seabee]

So thanks to Bob I staggered out of here last night hearing an Irish angle sing "Danny Boy," and I was feeling damn good. That is untill I tried to find the bunker I built over a year an a half ago. Someone stole my bunker and my guide rope. I did find my old card board box back in the alley, so I laid me down and went to sleep dreaming of my lost sexy chicken all perrtied up for me. Life is good.