Andy Don't Be Sad...

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[David]

Happy Birthday Andy :)

[sn-e3]

Gosh i almost missed it arrow had too tell me about it but i should have known all the banks were closed the post office was closed the kids got a holiday today from school all the flags were at half staff and stupid me couldn't put two and two togeather even with all the hints to the general popullation so i hearby declare for one and all national Andy Day so partake in your favorite beverage and send the bill to Andy happy birthday bro

[frisco-kid]

What number you on, Bud? Like most of us, a few months younger than dirt? Well Hell, 50-something isn't so old........if you're a redwood tree:D . You're not old, your a classic. Like I tell Kath [18mos. younger than me], "a woman is as old as she looks, and a man is old when he qiuts looking". :p

[blues clues]

no birthday,it seem like the birthdays come around faster after you get to fifty wow looks like another coming next week. lol.
razz

[DMZ-LT]

Happy Birthday , sir !

[SgtBlake]

Andy :D ;) :)

[SEATJERKER]

....will overcome youth, and exuberance...
...eat lots of cake, and ice cream, make your wife blow up all the balloons, and try to get away with as much as you can as it is "your" day of the year...
... go pick out your own present, and make sure it is something that you absolutely do not need, but will send the wife off track when you come home with it...
...like the 28 HP lawn tractor with 6000 attachments even though your lawn measures 30x40...
...8 new fishing poles even though you have 22 on the wall already...
...his, and hers matching Harleys....
...better yet his, and hers tickets to Hawaii, you'll earn more points...(see I know how to sweet talk them...)
...have a good one..."C"

[larrysearight]

Andy,

Happy Birthday

;)

[exlrrp]

Happy Birthday, dude!!
and many, many more to come!
Keep coming back!!!

yer bro

James

Happy just to be alive

[Packo]

AND DEEPER IN DEBT!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POPS! YOUR METAMUCILE IS IN THE MAIL. COULDN'T FIND THOSE DEPENDS YOU ASKED FOR.

A YOUNG PACKO

[Sgt_Tropo]

Have a Happy, Andy !! don't know how old you are, but it's almost a given you're not as old as some, but you are definitely older than others.
Today's a special day for you, so remember to kiss the wife, hug the kids, pat the dog and kick the cat . :D

May you have many more Happy Days, buddy !!!
Welcome home. :p

[Andy]

It seems you guys got it wrong. When I hit 30 I decided the calendar was in error. As a result it?s been determined my birthday is March 53rd. Hold old am I? Well I?m too damn young to ask Annette to waste her time blowing up balloons! As far as the drinks are on me, sure, no problem, just send me your tabs and don?t do ANYTHING until I get back to you.

Great meal last night, shrimp on the Bar-B-Q, and blackened Kielbasa with a horseradish cream dip, sort of a Polish surf and turf with a cajun kick. No candles, we have strict fire codes around here. How old am I? Well, 1948 was a great year for Chardonnay and Alpha Males. Think I?m a few weeks older than Israel and a year younger than India.

Thanks you all, hope we are still talking when the big 55 comes along. Oh, and forget the depends, I need more viagra!

Stay healthy,
Andy

[Hoyin]

Andy,

Glad you had a good dinner and day. Sorry I didnt remember..I didnt know..didnt remember..feel quilty. (I cant even remember by own SONS birthday!) Terrible at that. I guess I just dont wanna see ya age is all. ;)
Better late than never ever right?

[catena]

hpapy birthday to you happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear andy happy birthday to you..

Hope it was as great as you would want it tobe .. i am sorry i missed your birthday and my song is late :(
sorry again
Your friend and God Bless,
Tina Catena

[Gimpy]

you young whippersnapper!

Double nickle ain't all that bad.

I'm-a gittin all kinds-a discounts now thet you'un's dun't git!!

Anywho---jest remember---eva day ABOVE ground is a whole lot betta than the alternative!

Best to ya,

General Beauregard "Stonewall" Gimpy---AKA "Gramps Gimp"

:D :D :D :D :D

[1CAVCCO15MED]

Hopin you got all the presents you wished for, especially the Viagra.:D

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