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janecallanan
01-13-2003, 01:20 PM
I found this picture, and thought it would be a great new job for Reeb.
Anyone else know of any interesting jobs?
thebrad
01-13-2003, 01:50 PM
My job is open to all applications. I highly recommend it to all of my enemies.
kenmar
01-13-2003, 01:55 PM
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JeffL
01-13-2003, 02:01 PM
I'm very fortunate. Here's a picture of me at my summer job, which I can retain for as long as I want.
kenmar
01-13-2003, 02:02 PM
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JeffL
01-13-2003, 02:09 PM
Q: What do you do for a living?
A: I'm a super-duper pooper scooper.
kenmar
01-13-2003, 02:16 PM
And the big guy had cabbage for lunch........
JeffL
01-13-2003, 02:29 PM
Speaking of cabbage, is this a problem where you work?
janecallanan
01-13-2003, 02:47 PM
You guys are tooooo! funny!!!!!!
thebrad
01-13-2003, 02:53 PM
wow! my four years of German in high school pays off!

Ken's picture: The Incorrect Time at the Incorrect Place in the Incorrect Job?

Danke Frau Gangwish!
JeffL
01-13-2003, 03:02 PM
At one time I also worked down at the Ponderosa......
JeffL
01-13-2003, 03:11 PM
Here's an interesting job.

http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html
kenmar
01-13-2003, 03:24 PM
Here's another job related to the arm-y...
nang
01-13-2003, 03:29 PM
Of course we can always include the job that Jane told us about a few days back. The Rectal Thermometer tester. EEECK! :ek:
I love my job, I love my job, I love my job...
JeffL
01-13-2003, 03:55 PM
Now here's a guy who has a l-i-t-t-l-e bit too much time on his hands.

Good job, though...........

http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~eclectic/toys/jive.html
janecallanan
01-13-2003, 04:24 PM
I have tears over the navel fluff!!
JeffL
01-13-2003, 04:30 PM
If you think YOU have tears, this job can be really hazardous...

And then your buddies have to check things out.........
janecallanan
01-13-2003, 04:39 PM
Maybe they would haven anyway? Oh wait, that's breaking the mens room rules!
JeffL
01-13-2003, 04:42 PM
Puts a whole new meaning on Al(l) Gore(d).
JeffL
01-13-2003, 04:53 PM
Even professional sports figures can encounter hazardous situations...
JeffL
01-15-2003, 08:26 AM
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets
all the wounded.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark
Twain)

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things
he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers, but lacks
the personality to be an accountant.

An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane. (Laurence J. Peter)

A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a
black cat which isn't there. (Charles R. Darwin)

A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a
coffee cup and a doughnut.

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
daniel topliffe
01-15-2003, 03:51 PM
jeff..you forgot at least one...
'a critic is someone who knows the way
but can't drive the car'...anonymous.

dan t