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revwardoc
12-02-2004, 07:22 AM
http://wcco.com/water/watercooler_story_336104831.html

<SPAN class=headline>Gun Suspect Uses Tight Jeans Defense</SPAN>


<SPAN class=standardsm>BELLE VERNON, Pa. </SPAN><SPAN class=standardsm>(AP)</SPAN> <SPAN class=standard>A man accused of pointing a loaded handgun at a police officer says he's only guilty of wearing tight jeans.

Sean Eldon Duvall, 36, was arrested Tuesday on charges including aggravated assault and reckless endangerment for the June 18 incident.

Southwest Regional Police Detective Sgt. James Rega said in court papers that Duvall left his car with the .38-caliber revolver hidden under papers and aimed it at him when he stopped to see if Duvall needed help.

Duvall told The Associated Press that he didn't need help; he said he was just stepping out of his car to go to a friend's house to play chess.

Duvall acknowledged he had his gun with him, but said he has a permit to carry it, which he tried to show Rega. By law, the gun must be concealed, but Duvall said he couldn't conceal it under his pants while sitting in his car because his jeans were too tight.

Duvall said that's why left the car with the gun sandwiched among some magazines.

"The magazines were the bread and the gun was the meat," he said.

A district justice is scheduled to hear both sides of the story on Dec. 15.</SPAN>

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<SPAN class=standard>I love that line; "...the gun was the meat!" Do you think the suspect has some latent tendencies?</SPAN>

DMZ-LT
12-02-2004, 08:06 AM
Doc, check to see if this guy had a potato in his pants.Sometimes if I use a very large potato I can't wedge my 38 in my pants either !! :ab:

revwardoc
12-02-2004, 11:11 AM
Lt,

Is that a .38 or a .22? :l:

DMZ-LT
12-02-2004, 11:59 AM
Depends on the size of the potato :re:

Doc.2/47
12-02-2004, 02:06 PM
It's said:
All the women love ya more
If you're packin a .44
(Mag.that is;with an 83/8" barrel,that kin go 6rds.):ab:

b3196
12-02-2004, 02:14 PM
I had some female libber tell me my gun was just an extension of my penis.....I cant tell you what my reply was.
Bob K

catman
12-02-2004, 03:00 PM
LT...need Keith's help with this conversation....I'm thinking there is a direct link between potatoes in your pants and your use of the word Depends.

OH KEITH WHERE ART THOU!!!!!

Trav

b3196
12-03-2004, 05:42 AM
Trav
Depends????.....There's definitely a connection there. I'm not eating any hash BROWNS that John prepares
Bob K

DMZ-LT
12-03-2004, 06:26 AM
Want me to super size those hash browns for ya ? :p

catman
12-03-2004, 07:55 AM
You guys are sick!!!! And i am damn glad to know ya!!!!

Trav

b3196
12-03-2004, 10:54 AM
This conversation reminds me of an old joke....


How do you cook toilet paper

You brown it on both sides!!!

Now thats sick.... I cant believe I typed that
Bob K

catman
12-03-2004, 11:37 AM
Bob...is that while wearing an oven mit?

Trav

SEATJERKER
12-03-2004, 12:08 PM
...ya'll have crinkle cuts,...

...

b3196
12-03-2004, 01:02 PM
Trav
No....Thats what makes it finger lick'n good
Bob K

Robert Ryan
02-08-2005, 06:39 PM
this is my rifel this is my gun, this is for shooting this is for fun. Yup that 7 inch gun, now needs new ammo, normenclature is called one each blue in color pill gun enhancer,bottle loaded, mouth injested viagra.

BLUEHAWK
06-17-2005, 11:50 AM
I think they're gonna let him get off :D

colmurph
06-20-2005, 04:05 PM
One of Mae West's best lines was "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"