darrels joy
03-29-2005, 10:12 AM
YOU MIGHT BE HOOAH IF.....
1. You butter your toast with a bayonet.
2. Your kids practice Drill & Ceremony at recess.
3. Your dogs name is "Ranger."
4. When your previous dog died, he got a 21 gun salute.
5. Your daughters dolls wear starched uniforms.
6. If your kids fail a test they get a letter of Reprimand.
7. Your kids salute their grandparents.
8. Your kids pull night guard shifts by the mailbox.
9. All meals at home are MREs.
10. When your wife left you, you had a change of command.
1. You butter your toast with a bayonet.
2. Your kids practice Drill & Ceremony at recess.
3. Your dogs name is "Ranger."
4. When your previous dog died, he got a 21 gun salute.
5. Your daughters dolls wear starched uniforms.
6. If your kids fail a test they get a letter of Reprimand.
7. Your kids salute their grandparents.
8. Your kids pull night guard shifts by the mailbox.
9. All meals at home are MREs.
10. When your wife left you, you had a change of command.