Politically correct
 

I'll just leave you lot with this little one before I bunk down for the night

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: :re:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.

2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

10. She is not a HARLOT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: :b:

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

Night, Wazza. Hope your purposefull horizontal positionis rewarding.

Mornin folks
 

Happy Halloween. Not many kids in my nieghborhood so it's usually only a one bag of candy night. But we will buy two bags because the Granddaughter has to have her own :az:

Jane, how many billion chinese are there now? What in the heck do they need with viagra. :cd: And does the picture of a volcano somehow tie into the viagra story? :D :D

Read again! The Chinese obviously feel they need help with "erectile issues", always used animal parts before. Since the dawn of Viagara, the hunting of these endangered species has all but stopped. Viagara saved the animals, because of it's use with humans.
As to the volcano, if you don't know, maybe even Viagara wouldn't help. Or maybe it is just a female's wishful thinking?

Jane, I was trying to be a little sarcastic. With that many billion people, there seems to be no need for any "enhancers".

I get the volcano thing Jane. I'm only gettin older, not dead. Now then, is it time for a brew yet? Still pretty early here.

Hey, I just noticed, you guys surpassed 1000 replies last night. Better start up the barbie and open up the bar. We'll have a three day halloween party. I'll have to go find my costume.

Always time for a brew. Somewhere in the world it is always Happy Hour! Sorry for not getting the sarcasm. All depends on what I'm doing before I read the posts.

The Huge Salmon Caught In Oregon
 

Go to:

http://www.CURRYCOUNTYREPORTER.com/story6.shtml

See a picture of the large fish and a little bit of the story.
On the fly fishing sites, the debate is not if he caught the fish but on what kind of tackle. A fly pole with 7 weight line? The debate goes on.

Keith :)

Jane, I just went by the liquor store and saw the labatts truck unloading. We'll have plenty now.

Keith, that's a mighty big fish on 7 lb line. How long did he play it? Can't exactly horse that one in on that tackle.

Now You Know Drywall
 

Now you know why the fly fisherman are challenging the story about 7 lb line on that monster.

In a river pulling against the current with a floppy fly rod that doesn't have much backbone, etc. The only way he landed that big fish with a fly rod was that it came right in and they netted it before the fight really began. I've had large steelhead (15 - 20 ) break a 8 lb leader like nothing. I know that the King Salmon was a lot more powerful than a 15 lb steelhead. The State is still investigating before posting it as an official record.

Keith

The Whole Saloon Groupies,

Yall a bunch a "sickies"

But you know the other side of this?????

I LOVE IT!!!!!! Keep it up as long as possible ( without the Viagra).

enough...........