Could This Possibly........
 

Be our next PRESIDENT?????

Your choice, her, or
 

the Latina Vixen, "J Lo", the First Latina President. I mean, she could play Carnival with me on the "White House" lawn. Hell, toss in Wrestle Mania too --- has anyone else had the fantasy of being a Midget Wrestler and having a go at Jennifer Lo, in the ring ? I bet it's pretty common.

I mean, there you are ( about 3' 6" and wearing blond and red spiked hair would be ideal ) --- she has you in a Leg Lock around your face: your eyes look up and see her heaving, and panting torso --- undulating mounds of Latina muscle tone --- wafting odors of old Mexico. Hot sweating bodies in battle, and the Ref is crouched --- looking for a pin --- "J Lo" squezes her thighs tightly around the sides of your neck --- the Ref's arm is about to slam for count 3: time to wake up for work.

Time for a counseling session!
 

Griz you are promoting bad dreams.
Beau you are promoting wet dreams.

Counseling session definitely needed.

Keith :D

GRIZ, BEAU, KEITH...
 

...J LO,........ HERVE',.... AND THE ATTACK OF THE SQUEEZE BOTTLE OF HONEY, NOW SHOWING AT YOUR FAVORITE PICTURE SHOW PLACE...

...PROMOTING SOMETHING,...... WAIT......... WHAT'S THAT......................
... I'D LET HILLARY BE VICE......................

Maybe, just maybe
 

Let?s see now?..hmmm. My ultra ego; Mr. Oracle Jones, says yes, probably. Maybe Mr. Jones needs to go to the counseling sessions as well. But beware, he has visions and when he screams out ?I see it now? ya?ll just might want to call the guys with the restraints and friendly cocktail needle. But whatever happens, be sure to make noises and cover your ears when his visions began to roll out. Ya just don?t want to know. :ek: :ek: :ek:

Scamp

:D

My shrink , Dr. Kravin Moorehead , said my dreams about being a midget wrestler and having a title shot at J LO were normal. I think so too. :a:

What a beautiful girl and if I were her Mama it would break my heart to know that I failed to get the message to her that she deserves better than to be living in the wet dreams of 50 some year old married men.


I feel a song coming on..

Mama's don't let your baby girls grow up to be pop stars
Let them be engineers, fly air planes, or drive race cars

(sorry Willie I just couldn't hold back)

ps. you are the guys you warned your daughters about.. :a:

As I said!
 

I now know I'm needed! :a: LT I don't care what your counselor says, midget wrestle and J LO. There has to be something deviant there! :D I feel so much like a failure. Whats a guy to do? I try and try but you guys are all hopeless. It could be the company you are keeping these days (those strange camping buddies of yours).

Midget and J LO. Must be a real nightmare! Poor Guy! :D

Steady up now Keith. Behind every silver lining there is a cloud. These guys are crazy but not beyond help. Err, what are you looking at? Didn?t you ever read Cat in the Hat? That?s my favorite Hat I have on and everyone says it looks just great and is just me.

A, a , a, what begins with a? Aunt Annie?s Alligator, a, a, a. Big M little m what begins with m? Many mumbling mice singing in the moonlight mighty nice. Ah, what were talking about? Your name was? Tea, tea that?s it, I?m off to tea. I?m late, I?m late.

Scamp

:ek: :ek: :ek: :ek:

Griz,

your thread got a little? sidetracked..

Hillary for President? Please God nooooooooooo.....

CAT in the HAT?
 

SCAMP

The psychos are everwhere, not just down south. Cat in the Hat. My wife read that to the kids. I suppose you like green eggs and ham? :D It sounds like a perpetual childhood to me. Okay guys lets go jump in a mud puddle. :D Wearing red and white horizonal striped hat, must be some deviant symbolism there. I did wear a tigger tie once and a loonie toones tie once. I always like bugs the hare and street runner. :D You guys are sucking me in, I'm reverting to childhood fantasies!

You guys shape up now you hear!


Keith :a:

Keith
Better help me now cause I'm leaning in the southerly direction. I may be in my fifties and married but I ain't dead yet.

Hey Sheetrock
 

You too! As Brutus said. Not my buddy sheetrock! :D You guys must learn that when you turn 50 that you become totally serious, no sense of humor and all your sensitivities are brought totally in control. You'll be just like me . . . . . . BASICALLY DULL and proud of it!

Keith :D

Keith
 

Man, you jumped on me real quick. Come on over to the saloon and we'll see if we can't loosen you up a bit. I'm trying to get a party goin over there. It's a tough job but, well, you know the rest.

Maybe my Twins will see your Mariners in the playoffs. That is if the fools with an ave. salary of 2.5 mil a year don't go on strike. I love baseball but that could be the last straw as far as I'm concerned.

Could it be Keith, really, could it be that you are actually ?Sam I am?. Boy, have I been waiting a long time to meet you. Forget the green food coloring in the eggs and ham, Sam I am. Wow, I can that action item off my list now. Now, I got to get serious about this "Hop on Pop" business that?s been going on. J Lo could get the word and then I'd be in deep guano for sure. So I'd better nip that concept in the bud, plenty pronto.

Scamp
:D :D :D