Female Drivers
 

Ya gotta love this -

You're in deep dudu soon as Kathleen sees her pic's here.

Laughed out loud Boats ! Thanks

good one

rumblin bumblin fumblin stumblin she ............could............go...........all..... ......the ..............crunch !!!!!:D

A couple of years ago my wife pulled into a parking space at a Walmart...and hit a 12 foot pole! I asked her how the hell didn't she see a 12 foot pole. She said it wasn't there when she first pulled in.:confused:

Wellllllll
 

Not tell on her but many years ago she blew into the garage and came out the other end.

Just to keep things equal - When we first got married we lived in a tight apartment complex and one night I had one too many and coming in the backway - I made the turn and hit my neighbors air conditioner and drove it into his kitchen. I quickly parked my car and went into my house - no I didn't admit I did it. Next day he go a new kitchen set and a new air-conditioner. He told me about it and I said No kidding really!.

THE MAIN CAUSES OF TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS . . . . .for MEN

Joy. That's some pretty flimsy evidence you use to draw that conclusion. Do you have anything further with which to firm up your theory...PLEASE!

Ok, you asked
 

Don't you just love email?

Joy

On behalf of all the guys on this site...THANK YOU!

Perverts.
 

The BobK influence has even tainted one fine lady. Repent I say repent.

Keith

Joy
 

On behalf of my brother Keith, I say thank you:xx:

Apparently women can't drive shopping carts, either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_CEzrOdPig

Keith,

You keep misspelling "repeat".

It's r-e-p-e-a-t...there's no "n". :)

those who need a laugh!!
 

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.'

The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend , And she's a far better lover than you are.'

Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 mph He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently..

Up to 80 mph. 'I want the car, too,' he continues..

85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!'

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there anything you want?'

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. 'No, I've got everything I need,' she says.


'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?'

Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,the wife turns to him and smiles. 'The airbag.'

Moral of the Story :
Women are crazy!!!!

Don't mess with them!!

revwardoc
 

Girls walking down the main street in Brisbane QLD
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Always dress for the weather. Here's some more "bad" driving.

Put a diaper on me and call me baby
 

World's tallest woman. 7"5' Cup size 5 gallons. http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar...lest_woman.htm