joke of the day
 

WHAT PEOPLE LIKE ABOUT HAVING A
CELL PHONE:
LIZ:
"I like it for the convenience and security."

TED:
"I like it for the improved connectivity."

BOB:
"I like it for the challenge of controlling
a cell phone, a large coffee, and a
6,000-pound vehicle all at the same time."




Mercedes Viers ? Phoneton, Ohio
"People who complain about others talking on their cell phones in the car are simply jealous that they're wasting time just sitting in traffic instead of wasting time talking to friends while sitting in traffic."


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Why did the blonde have a sore bellybutton?

Because her boyfriend was blonde, too!