In the News
 

Hey! :n: He Warned him!

"Texan Killed Friend Who Drank Last Cold Beer
Fri Dec 6,10:15 AM ET

BANDERA, Texas (Reuters) - A jury on Thursday handed a life prison sentence to a Texas man who shot and killed a longtime friend he accused of drinking the last beer in his refrigerator.

Jurors deliberated for less than two hours before passing the sentence on Steven Brasher, 42, for the murder of Willie Lawson, 39, on Nov. 5 last year.

"There was only two beers left, so I took one, and I told Willie not to take my last beer," Brasher said in a taped statement that was played during the trial.

Testimony showed Brasher shot Lawson in the head with a pistol after the two began arguing over the missing beer. Brasher maintained the shooting was an accident."


Jeff

Just goes to show
 

Never, never, ever take a mans last beer ;)

AND
 

Never, never, ever take an Aussies second last beer. Mind you he'd probably offer it to you anyway if'n you were polite about it. :ae:

Waz,I'm thirsty. Pretty please?

Hillary
 

According to a news report I saw last night, Hillary Clinton was asked about the football playoffs. She loves the Giants but doesn't think an investigation is necessary regarding the missed call at the end of the game.

She also said the NY Jets are doing well.

When asked about it, she wasn't aware that both teams played their games in New Jersey, but that it didn't really matter, since she considered New Jersey to be a suburb of New York.

What a jerk.

And now for the real bad news - she's been cloned.

One of those monkey laugh sound effects would go great with that, Jeff! Poor thing is really going to need an Epilady!

Thought she might need a playmate....

Just had an awful vision of these two monkeys jumping around and laughing at the suffering of thousands. Sad part is, it fits them both!

So for the million dollar question...What happens when these two "monkeys" breed? Chelsey!

Catman, I can't believe you slipped me that straight line.....

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THEY GO APESHIT!