Smoking Poem I heard years ago
 

This is a very old smoking poem I heard years ago


One Kool morning Miss Pall Mall was walking down Chesterfield Lane

She met Kentucky King

He took her to the Raleigh Hotel

He laid her on the Old Gold Bed

He stuck his King Size L&M into her flip top box

And if don't look like Camel in nine months

She will be a Lucky Strike

I heard this poem 60 years ago and for some reason it still goes over well.


Don't take O'fence it's a cute one and quite well written - by whom?

tired to delete it but it duplicated - sorry
 

Tried to delete this but I couldn't sorry all

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