Trump has deployed Troops to all his Hotels & Golf Courses All Over The World
 

Trump has deployed Troops to all his Hotels & Golf Courses All Over The World
By: ALN - The Spoof - 9-12-19
RE: https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/...test-emergency

Mir-A-Lago, FL President Trump announced in a tweet early Thursday morning that he would be deploying troops to various spots around the world due to a top-secret emergency.

Some of the locations include Mumbai, India, Rio de Janeiro in Brazil, Manila in the Philippines, Punta del Este in Uruguay, and places in Scotland and Ireland. News analysts have been stumped as to why these places will get troops stationed there.

Oddly enough, all of the new deployment stops will be at Trump Resorts, Country Clubs, or Hotels.

"That is a funny coincidence, but coincidences happen every day!" said the head of the Armed Forces, as he charged his caviar room service order to the U.S. Government.

Hmmmmmm!