Could you guys consider going to Detroit next?

Curtis
You latent lover of the mucous membrane...I buy you books and send you to school and all you want to do is eat the teacher.
We've been going to the mtn for many years and I'm sure in my many states of intoxication, you can at least identify a booger when I show you one. They're not long green and sticky......Open your eyes numbnuts, they're translucent white, slimey with brownish black streaks running through them.

49 days and a wakeup

bOOger,...
 

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...your deluted,. and delusional,...

...take your meds, and relax,...

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Nonsense! They're green and yellow. I saw one when my kid sneezed and it looked like a gummy worm.

Elmer will be there.

Steve,...
 

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...Before going to the mtn, go to the gallery, and look at the bOOger face, and try not to have nightmares over those horrid reflections, then while your there, pay no attention to any drival that emits from his pie hole,...

...as FNG he will attempt to sucker you into just about anything he can in order to get you into trouble with the ones that live "in them thar hills', now remember, oh wait, you were not there for the four(4) hour arguement on where the movie "deliverence" was filmed, so with that in mind Ned, err Steve, keep a low profile around him until you can get a read on those beady shifty little rat eyes of his, and for heavans sake, do not, I repeat,...

... DO NOT LEAVE YOUR DRINK UNATTENDED,, or you'll end up being shang hi'ed, and on a shrimp boat down in the gulf of Mexico working for "gringo's r ours" charter tours, "They won't leave the light on for you",...

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Steve
Remember the old Bonanza TV show, there was this Oriential man who was referred to as "Hey Boy"......Well thats Curtis. So numerous times through out your stay on the mtn you will here us say. "Hey Boy, we need more wood on the fire" or "Hey Boy we need more ice". What we dont want you to do is volunteer fo these menial jobs. We try not to over tax our resident mental midget's mind and these are chores that he can handle without much undue stress his pea sized brain.

Steve,...
 

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...bOOger thinks he is the mtn. sheriff "Bufford", but he is more like Roscoe from "barfski, and clutch",...

...It won't take you long to see the resembelence,...

...just like Roscoe, bOOger will position himself along side anyone in an attempt to make him look proficient, but the fact is that the Indiniapolilis police dept, the fine men, and women that they are felt sorry for bOoger, and let him retire with dignity after a number of years, and a number of, let's just say, mishaps, and being that most on the mtn just feel sorry for him with his issues, we won't go into that here on the open airways, let's just say the state is saving a whole lot of money in group counseling now that he is "refired",...

...If you see articles of pink clothing sticking out from around his muffin top, try not to stare, he gets agitated easily, and we can get him to stop drooling, kinda ruins lunch,...

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Wasn't that, Hop Sing?

Steve
 

Your a hoot. "Hey Boy" is what Bob was called for years until the civil rights amendments passed. He is...well...of mixed blood. He now has transference issues and thinks that Curtis is called that. What's funny is that all you have to yell is "BOY!" and Bob is the first one to look around.

Ain't in nobody's pocket...Pack

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...You are correct Steve,...

...It was "Hop Sing",...

... however Brother bOOger also has a slight hearing impediment the medical community calls "dickinears", a side effect to that is that clear liquid that runs from his ears that he was speaking of earlier,( that's why we call him bOOger to ease his mental torment, "jizear" was what everyone else called him from his past ) It also has affected his balance, and when he does manage to walk, you'll see him shaking his head from side to side trying to drain it out,...

...So, all, and all, give bOOger his distance as he has range while flopping those handles on the sides of his head,...

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