What Women Want (joke)
 

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the gorillas. After a while they notice the male gorilla has a massive
erection. This fascinates the ladies. Finally, one of the women just can't bear it any
longer and she reaches into the cage to touch it.
Suddenly, the gorilla grabs her, drags her into the cage and proceeds to
have his way with her for two hours nonstop. When he's done, the gorilla
throws the woman back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the woman is
taken away to the hospital.

A few days later her friend visits her and asks, "Are you hurt?"

"Am I hurt???" she answers. "Am I hurt??? What kind of question
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<DIV class=postcolor>wait for it</DIV>
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Wouldn't you be???...He hasn't called. . . he hasn't written . . .NOTHING !!"
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