Pack
 

I forgot, it was John's Italian sausage that created the "blow torch" sensation the next day.
Paybacks are a bitch....I think we should mess with his cell phone

not to worry , this year I am adding sauerkraut to the wonderful Italian Sausage dish we all loved last year .. think it will help reduce pressure build up. Yer gonna love it ! We are also adding an extra porta potty

John
 

I aint eatin that $hit....I still have scorch marks on the ole sphincter muscle from last year......You put a whole new meaning to ripping someone a new asshole. Don't leave your cellphone unattended,

Bob...
 

everyone knows those marks are because your a "flaming asshole". You sure walked into that one.

Pack

Pack
 

Im gonna take a picture of this flaming asshole and transfer it to your cellphone background screen. That way you'll be thinking of me everytime your phone rings

So I'll need to wet the toilet paper before I wipe so it doesn't catch fire.

Steve-

Not wise to assume you'll have anything left to wipe. I have to say that SOME of the food has no equal anywhere for any price. But some...well, let's just say it should be approached with EXTREME caution. I don't think that it's an accident the Son of Sid is an EOD man.

Steve
 

If you do what Hal does you'll be OK.....When we ask him if he's gonna eat, he just shakes his head no, grabs another beer and a pack of cigarettes and moseys on down to the bonfire.....The rest of us head to "HELLS KITCHEN" for another dose of gastro-intestional agony

I kinda like to check the survival rate before taking the risk myself.

John,...
 

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...Just a reminder, , Your only objective this year is to blow up bOOger's truck,...

...And Bob, after the chicken you had smeared all over your face last year, you have no room to talk bout any food products,...

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