Two Jewish Men
Subject: Two Traveling Jewish Men
*Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.* *Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico?"* *Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."* *When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"* *The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks."* *He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."* *Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"* *The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.* *While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."* *The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."* *"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"* *Ready for this.......* *"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter. "All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."* |
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