Women behind the Wheel
 

Driving to the office this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 90 mph with her face right up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!

Is scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusuin of trying to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, and fell into the coffee I had between my legs. Splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruin the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!! :md:

WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d:

Wazza,

AINT THAT THE TRUTH?

They sure can keep the thing "straight" in the mornings , but put them on the highway and down it goes.

enough..........

wazza...i think you should enter the
liars club contest...or story telling contest...you could win...
that's a whopper er....

Geez Wazza...
 

....after that experience you'd better stop off at the Saloon and have a cold one on me. How many can this buy ?

sure wish I knew how to cut and paste I could put alot of STRANGE things on here.

enough.........

Aw Reeb,
You're already the acknowledged expert at posting strange things, we all bow your expetise: "Salami, Salami, Bologna!"

Honest Officer Wazza, "The boat came out of nowhere and ran right into me !!!"
 

Why
is this woman smiling?

She knows how to blame it on her husband.

She knows how to blame it on her dog.

She made the last payment and her insurance is up-to-date.

The skipper was returning from a drunken cruise for Coho. (Reeb! Where's the rest of that bait!?!)

Daniel,

How long since you been out on the freeway. It's the truth. Ask reeb.

Ken

Never seen nuggets like that before. I'm struggling to keep orinary change in my pockets. Leave any in the kitchen and the kids suddenly have a sh*t load of urgent needs.


That's the most original motorised gangway I've ever seen. Even designed so the water runs off in the rain. Those black inflatable fenders are a must to stop marking the cruiser.

wazza...i will confess. it's been 10
great years of retirement. i hope all my fellow veterans that aren't there, will make it for at least
20 to 30 years...can't get much better
than this...everyday is sunday...

remember..'use the talents you possess, because the woods would be
a very quiet place, if no birds sang but the best'. anonymous