An Najaf, Iraq - A Smoking Gun Perhaps?
 

CIA and ARMY units have found, according to the media, a huge stash of chemicals at the Iraqi enclave of An Najaf! Is this the ?Smoking Mother Of All Guns!?

If it?s aspirin, bromo, or even douche-powder that is stored at An Najaf, then no problemo! On the other hand, if it turns out to be the ?Fixins? For A Toxic Stew?, then certain UN members will have to extricate their heads (which are neck-deep) from Saddam?s Hairy Ass!! ?That, of course, won?t please France??

The world awaits the findings of what exactly was being brewed up at An Najaf? And to further infuriate matters, elements of the Republican Guard are moving south, toward our forces (it is said), ?Missiles In Tow!? (Aha, what?s the bet that some of these projectiles are SCUDS?!) The same SCUDS in fact, that Mr. Blix and Company could not find for the life of them! ?Worse yet, what could the payload of these missiles be?? (Hmm!)

With Uncle Sam and our allies the Brits etc, suffering not only the intrigues of a few ?Bull-Shit Artists? within the ?Kiss My Ass UN?, and the ever loving, forever chiseling antics of backwashes like Turkey in the news, our attention, indeed the attention of the whole world, is now focused on at least four (4) separate quarters - ?An Najaf, Baghdad, the Republican Guard?s Missiles Of March, and of course, the Northern Border (Turkey/Iraq)?, where our loyal ally the Turks (Gobble, Gobble), may be amassing troops to peck off a wee chunk of Kurdsylvania!

Hell, and I ain?t even mentioned ?Clarabelle The Clown?, aka: Kim IL Jong!!

?By Golly, Ain't It Grand To Have Such Swell Friends?!?

VERITAS
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