WW2 joke
 

During WWII, an American Army Captain stationed in England met and fell in
love with a British Lieutenant in the WRENS. After a whirlwind courtship,
they became engaged and his fiancee wanted him to spend the weekend at her
parents' home in the country so they could meet him.

When they arrived at a huge estate, a Rolls Royce was parked in front of a
circular driveway with a staff of a dozen maids, butlers, gardeners, etc.,
standing at attention awaiting their arrival. It was obvious to the Yank
that his fiancee was no ordinary Brit, but of the nobility. Her parents were
absolutely taken by her choice of a husband and a delightful weekend was
enjoyed by all.

When the Yank returned to his headquarters outside London, he went to the
British liaison officer's office, explained what had happened, and asked
what the proper protocol would be for him at the wedding.

"At the wedding, pretty much the same as your American weddings, I would
say, but a bit more elaborate. The big difference would be after the
wedding. You will both have connecting rooms in the Claridge. You will both
go to your separate rooms, where you will bathe, apply cologne, put on your
pajamas and robe, and go to the door connecting your two rooms."

"You will rap on the door. She will answer,'Yes,' and you will say, 'I offer
you my honor.' She will respond, 'I honor your offer.' That is your
permission to enter her room. After that, it's honor and offer all night."

Ah yes, the English are strange indeed! "God bless em!!"