Creamed Toast, A La Mosul!?
 

?Uday & Qusay Hussein may be just a memory?, as these ?Two Aces from the Iraqi Deck of Infamy? may have been trumped (big time) in Iraq? overnight!

?Task Force 20?, an elite strike force, supported by the famous ?Screaming Eagles? of the ?101st. Airborne Division?, capped off a (reportedly) gargantuan firefight that left at least four people toast (Mort, Morta, Morto, Muerto, Tot, and absolutely Dead)!!

Among the bodies found in an ordnance-shredded home in Mosul, Iraq, were two, thought to be those of Saddam Hussein?s sons, Uday & Qusay. Although shot all to hell (literally), testing (DNA etc) was supposedly underway to determine (without a doubt) that these were indeed the offspring of Saddam!?

?So what does this mean?? If indeed, these bodies once belonged to Uday and Qusay, can Saddam be far away?

Apparently, and considering the fact that these two wanted despots were still ?In Country?, the Hussein Boys had not given up on recapturing power? And unlike Usama bin Laden, the ?High Profile & Egos? of these guys would not allow them to merely slip away to some well supplied hole in the ground to await the departure of U.S. Forces! ?This error in judgment, just may have cost them their asses!?

According to sources, these ?Bad (Hussein) Boys?, like many a gangster of old, went out in a blaze of in-glory! As a matter of fact, the house that they were reported to be hold up in, was pulverized with a variety of ordnance, minus the kitchen sink! As such, I wonder if the Husseins ever visited Switzerland (the birthplace of LSD), because (from initial reports), they sure as hell resembled ?Swiss Cheese? in the aftermath of the action!?

From what I heard, Bonnie & Clyde looked good, compared to what is being tentatively identified as the pulverized remains of the two Husseins! One question, however - ?Who (spiritually-speaking) use to belong to the two other corpses discovered on site, people very high in rank or (Hussein) relatives I suspect!??

Like I said above, the amount and variety of ordnance used in this U.S. strike was massive indeed, including M-16s, 50mm and even Tow Missiles no less! And maybe as a result of this deluge of lead, a message will be sent to a few other world-class maniacs?! It being that: ?They can run, but they can?t hide, and their turn may be coming soon, if they don?t smarten up their crap!?"

Gee, what ever will become of poor GWB when we run out of enemies to zap? No more ?Boom-Boom? for Georgie Boy!??

All kidding aside - Task Force 20 and the 101st. Airborne did one helluva sweet job in taking care of the situation! And yeah George, even though you were not personally over the scene in your Air Guard F-102, ?YOU TOO? are to be applauded for a job well done!! ?More Carrier Landings Anyone!??

Finally, at $15,000,000 reward each, you can bet your backside that the information leading to the worldly departure of the Hussein Boys came from some ?Hungry Iraqi Big-Wig? who was too use to champagne and caviar to change his dining habits at this late date!! (opinion)

?What did you say the reward for Saddam Himself was, $25,000,000?!? Man, that will buy a whole lot of camel steaks, as well as a nice little 50 room pad on the French Riviera, right along side the digs of Jacques Chirac.

?Hey, maybe the informant and Chirac can shack-up together and share expenses!?? Naw, that will never work - Schroeder and Putin might get jealous!? Besides, I hear that Jaques was on the top floor of the Eiffel Tower when news of the Husseins' fate was released, and it may have upset him so much that he crapped his pantalons (draws)! I wonder if that is the reason for the current fire atop the structure?

"Now come on Jaques, you know better than to fart in rarified air, and too near an open flame at that!"

Oh, and no sooner had the news of "Usay and Qusay (possible) Departure For The Infernal Regions" hit the tube, when President GW again pointed the finger at Syria and Iran for also harboring terrorists! As such, I think that the ?Bomb Shelters Building Industry" in these two Middle Eastern enclaves just might be a good business venture to go into right about now, don?t you think?!?

?GIVE ?EM HELL GEORGE!!?

VERITAS :d: :a: :ek:

If the two Hussein boys are indeed about to rest in pieces of this and that, then it is a good day all around but probably not such a pleasant first day in hell for them. But I?ll see what the forensics turn up before I strike up the band and do high fives, etc. But assuming it is true, I find something very unexpected in the final scenario. I would have expected those two butchers to be bunkered in deep and surrounded by droves of well-paid and wild-eyed pistolaro fanatics. But just four cadavers or bits thereof, seem to suggest they were very much alone and on their own. That part just seems way, way too over the top, but then, maybe Papa Hussein ?took their T-Bird away?, who knows. Curious stuff though, I think.

Scamp

Big Brass
 

Last I heard, 5 minutes ago, is that a LTG has verified the death of the two thugs or sons of Thug #1. Somebody near the house, or nearby servants, should also know the whereabouts of the Big Moustacho, and a few "telephone calls," delivered via the old field phone method of placing calls, will yield wonderful results. ATTAWAYTAGO, 101st Guys!!! (They were obviously following my sage advice of "...Shoot low, the bastards might be riding miniature camels....."

Indeed, good job Screaming Eagles.

Scamp

I wonder what changed. A bit ago the word was that DNA and all that could take days before things were 100%.

SCAMP-

Apparently, DNA was not needed! The stench of these two bums (Usay & Qusay) was all that was necessary to confirm their identities!

VERITAS

HC
 

It wasn't far want of a large sucurity force, I'm sure, but rather the "wise" suggestion of their dear ol' Daddy, that a large armed force might draw a little too much attention. Thus the reason for so few body guards around Uday and Qusay. The only bad news of the day came when it was reported that yet an other US soldier had been killed by a roadside bomb.
I truely believe our Presiden, when he states that it will be only a matter of time before we find Saddam himself. Likewise, I still am giving our forces and our President the benefit of the doubvt in that he / they will eventually find proof-positive that Suddam still had WMDs. After all, we're still looking for and procescuting NAZIs afte all these years, so what makes everyone think we could invade a country the size of France (ironic aint it ?) and take more than a few days / weeks to search out the weapons and the remnants of the militant Baath party. Speaking of such, isn't it ironic that the name of the party was something so few of their countrymen were able to partake of on a regular basis ?! :D
Hooray for 101st !!! :e: :af: :xx:

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Toast anyone?

Sgt Tropo-

Only time will tell for sure!

1IDVET-

Make mine well done!

HC
 

Time; yes indeed. I hope that when they do finally corner Saddam, that they don't kill him outright. I would hope that they let the Iraqi tribunal court judge him and find him guilty. After all, an Iraqi judged guilty of heinous crimes against fellow Iraqis will go along way to insuring that peace could actually come to their country. An American court finding him guilty or American soldiers simply killing him outright does nothing more than make him a martyr in some of those lunitic minds. Let the Iraqi's find him guilty, then I hope and pray that they draw and quarter him in a public execution and wrap his remains in a pigskin and then burn it. Talk about sending the right message to their fellow countrymen and any remaining Saddam sympatizers !
However, we, both as Americans that have fought and died for the Iraqi people and as holders-in-trust of Iraqi itself, need to also send a VERY STRONG message to the world, that the search for Saddam does not respect any national borders and that Saddam is subject to capture or summary execution regardless of where he is located. Any country's resistance in the apprehension of Saddam and his immediate return for trial willl be viewed as an attack on Iraq and an attack on the US. The same should be done in the hunt for bin Laden.
These countries and their leaders need to stand up andtake a stand. They either support terrorists and murderous dictators or they don't. No middle road, no fence strattling. The world has stood by idlly long enough. If they say they do not support terrorists and murders, then prove it and get in lock-step with the US and Britain and drive the terrorists and murders out and into the light of day and judgement. Otherwise, be prepared to be treated equally as a terrorist or murderer by association and through ommission, if not by outright commission.
The world is crying out that the US, being the last superpower nation, has an obligation to be the world's policeman. If that is so, then we need to take that responsibility VERY seriously and the world needs to understand that murderers and terrorist will be treated like the scum they are, with no "civil rights" and no sanctuary or quarter given if and when they choose to fight.
Countries like France, Germany and Russia need to be told, preferably by the new Iraqi government, that their oil contracts and loans were made with the tyrant Saddam and not with the new government. Therefore, the loans and sales contracts are null and void and must be renegotiated if any payments or delivery of goods is to be expected. The price of renegotiation should be the return of Saddam for trial, or his head on a platter.

Sgt. Tropo -

Your words are logical and fraught with truth and wisdom, in my opinion! Hopefully, a few within government will heed what you had to say, and give it some serioius consideration!

VERITAS