Morning Humor!!
 

NEWS FLASH!!! This true event ocurred two days before Saddam Hussein was captured by American forces!!!




While trying to escape Iraq, Saddam found a bottle in a cave and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything!" barked Saddam.

The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Saddam thought a moment. Then he grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three white American women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"

The highly annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning he woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding & Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is good.

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Outstanding Scout. I guess that ole saying, "Theres a woman behind every good man is true". OOPS! Now I am gonna catch it.
Willie

SuperScout...
 

Ditto...Willie, with that: OUTSTANDING!!! Plus, you certainly prove the point that: "More truth (honesty also) is said in jest, than anyway else. Still, isn't it too bad that so many politicos and their supporters, hacks, or brainwashed dupes can't appreciate such good humor, and in all likelihood consider your joke downright offensive blasphemy of "Their" gods? Isn't that truly a sad joke on US and/or The USA?

Neil :D :d: :D