MORE things I wonder about
 

Why does ROUND pizza come in a SQUARE box?

Why do people go up into tall buildings and then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from TWO people for President and we choose from FIFTY for Miss America?

When someone is executed by lethal injection, why do they sterilize the needle?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?

When I was young we used to go "skinny-dipping".
Now that I am older, what is it called? "Chunky-dunking"?

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out that it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Keith? Keith!!!

Ever have a bad day?
 

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Some people tread where Angels fear to trod.

I told my husband, "If anything happens to me, please be sure to put on my headstone,
It wasn't an accident."

I'm on a mission, what can I say

Maggie thats great thanks for the laugh

Rigger,

Why is light before its dark? Man/Women have been asking like questions since the dawn of time. Our reasoning power's are increasing along with our knowledge of the absurd.

It show's mankind/womankind are on the right path. Thinking and trying to reason it out is what causes change and puts the thoughts into writing.

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
How can a shrimp be jumbo?
If Doc was really a Doc how come he couldn't cure Sneezey?
If the seven dwarfs were diamond miners why did they live in a shack in the woods?
Dopey is younger than all the other dwarfs, yet there is no mention of his mother?
When the chicken gets to the other side of the road, what does he do?
Why would the bears in the Goldy Locks story sleep in beds if they shit in the woods?
If the egg came first how did it know what to become when it was grown?
:D

AND:

Why do grown up adults act like "ffoolls", answering/posting articles like this?
Why is the Grass always Greener on the other side?
How does a Rubics Cube really work?
Is 2 plus 2 really four?
Is a cat really a cat? ( revenge of the nerds )
iF ALL men are created equal, ( why do women think different, if you know what I mean ).

and my one I wonder about!!!

In the service, why does an NCO with more savvy and age have to call a kid out of College "SIR"????

enough...........

Steve,

I'm here for you all. Everyone just run outside and take a big deep breath and Say, "I'm dsyfunctional and I live in a dysfuntional world." Now just calm down and stopped wondering or wandering whatever. Everything will be okay. Confession is good for the soul.


Keith :v:

They sterilize the needle to protect the needle, you wouldn't want a disposable needle to rust now would you?
I wonder if in Utah when they use the firing squad if the bullets are sterilized? :cd:

My two cents worth...

Describe the color blue. Are you sure?

And why does the Garden State Parkway have soooooooo many .35 cent tolls?????

The public schools in Jersey aren't that good?

Rigger...
 

Maybe the answer to the: "2" choices instead of "50" choices question is due masochism? In other words, where-the-hell could 50 people be found for applying for a 4 year term CEO job,...where about half the employees (Yes: "Employees" - not gods.) love you, and about half the others hate you, and will mock, insult and undermine you every which way possible for 4 years? Besides, isn't it much easier to find "2" extremely egotistical masochists than "50"? That's unfortunate. After all, at least one from The "50" can be trusted.

Thusly, I believe one has to be about as masochistic, or at least as power hungry or beholding to friends as it gets,...to want to be President of The United States.

Neil :d: :b: