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reeb 06-02-2004 05:17 AM

Toddlers
 
OK, all you new OPAs and OMAs, and new parents,

Here are 10 tips a Toddler will tell you:


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Toddlers' Property Laws
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1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks like mine, it is mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down,
it automatically becomes mine.
10 If it's broken, it's yours.


Cute, Huh???

enough...... :a: :a: :a: :b: :b: :b:

Drywall 06-02-2004 05:30 AM

Sounds just about right reeb. In a restaurant a couple weeks ago 2 year old Isabel saw a coat that looked just like hers. She cried and said "my coat, my coat". She thought somebody had taken hers. They are fun though.

chilidog 06-02-2004 05:56 AM

How true. That sounds just like all of my grandkids.

Chilidog

revwardoc 06-02-2004 06:08 AM

reeb,

I didn't know that you're acquainted with my niece's younger son!

Dragon Lady 06-02-2004 12:26 PM

Reminds me of that Daffy Duck cartoon with the fortune in jewels in the cave...
"It's mine I tell ya, mine, mine, all mine"

Or the seagulls in Finding Nemo...
"mine"
:D


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