Childs last day on earth
 

Glad these aren't my kids.

A friend of mine has twin boys. When they were about 2 years old, he got them each a puppy. While trying to housebreak the dogs, he kept them in the basement, which, naturally they used as their personal toilet. He had just cleaned up all the dog crap and put it in a paper bag and, for some odd reason, put the bag of dog crap in the living room and went back to the basement. When he came back up he saw that the boys had discovered the bag and emptied its contents on the rug, and on each other! One of the boys even had his hand in his mouth. He rushed them to the hospital where they got tetnus shots and they were cleaned up. Of course now he had dog crap in his car. While he was gone, the puppies made their way upstairs and proceeded to roll around in the bag ofcrap, then went from room to room rubbing against furniture and such. And when they had to go, they went! He got back home about 5 minutes after his wife. The seismic shock of her anger registered about a 4.7 on the Richter Scale.

I've got to laugh just at my mental image of the whole scene!
I used to have a dog (that I loved to death) who used to crap in the back yard then turn around and eat it. Then he'd try to lick your face................NO WAY!!!!!!!!! You guesed it, he was a Cocker Spaniel, the most lovable but the dumbest of all the canines. He's been dead for about 15 years but I still miss him and his antics.