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What The Heck Happened?
Subject: WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED???
> >> Be sure to read all the way to the end!_* >> Tax his land, >> Tax his bed, >> Tax the table >> At which he's fed. >> >> Tax his tractor, >> Tax his mule, >> Teach him taxes >> Are the rule. >> >> Tax his cow, >> Tax his goat, >> Tax his pants, >> Tax his coat. >> >> Tax his ties, >> Tax his shirt, >> Tax his work, >> Tax his dirt. >> >> Tax his tobacco, >> Tax his drink, >> Tax him if he >> Tries to think. >> >> Tax his cigars, >> Tax his beers, >> If he cries, then >> Tax his tears. >> >> Tax his car, >> Tax his gas, >> Find other ways >> To tax his ___. >> Tax all he has >> Then let him know >> That you won't be done >> Till he has no dough. >> >> When he screams and hollers, >> Then tax him some more, >> Tax him till >> He's good and sore. >> >> Then tax his coffin, >> Tax his grave, >> Tax the sod in >> Which he's laid. >> >> Put these words >> upon his tomb, >> "Taxes drove me >> to my doom..." >> >> When he's gone, >> Do not relax, >> Its time to apply >> The inheritance tax.* >> >> *Accounts** Receivable Tax >> Building** Permit Tax >> CDL license Tax >> Cigarette Tax >> Corporate Income Tax >> Dog License Tax >> Federal Income Tax >> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) >> Fishing License Tax >> Food License Tax, >> Fuel permit tax >> Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) >> Hunting License Tax >> Inheritance Tax >> Interest expense >> Inventory tax >> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) >> Liquor Tax >> Luxury Taxes >> Marriage License Tax >> Medicare Tax >> Property Tax >> Real Estate Tax >> Service charge taxes >> Social Security Tax >> Road usage taxes >> Sales Tax >> Recreational Vehicle Tax >> School Tax >> State Income Tax >> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) >> Telephone federal excise tax >> Telephone federal universal service fee tax >> Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes >> Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax >> Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax >> Telephone state and local tax >> Telephone usage charge tax >> Utility Taxes >> Vehicle License Registration Tax >> Vehicle Sales Tax >> Watercraft registration Tax >> Well Permit Tax >> Workers Compensation Tax >> >> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, >> and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. >> We had absolutely no national debt, >> had the largest middle class in the world, >> and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. >> And now in this great country of mine I have to "press 1" >> for English! * >> >> *What happened? |
Sparrow,...
Guess it more than fair saying that there's not
very much Free (if anything?),... here in The Land of The Free????????????? Well,...at least if an American Citizen/Taxpayer, anyway. America only TRULY FREE for foreign nationals & politicians. Neil |
Agreed SparrowHawk ain't that a shame that since Lincoln and FDR we have all these taxes to pay......
agreed friend Neil :ae: the forigneers here ilegally sure cost alot for all the taxpayers to support. |
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