Elvis & Jesus: Coincidence?
 

[*]JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill Shepherd. [*]JESUS was a carpenter. ELVIS' favorite high school class was wood shop. [*]JESUS was part of the Trinity. ELVIS' very first band was a trio. [*]JESUS' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. ELVIS' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members. [*]JESUS is a Capricorn. (December 25) ELVIS is a Capricorn. (January 8) [*]JESUS was the lamb of God. ELVIS had mutton chop sideburns. [*]JESUS' Father is everywhere. ELVIS' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit. [*]JESUS said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37) ELVIS said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM:1957) [*]JESUS fasted for 40 days and nights. ELVIS had irregular eating habits. (eg: 5 banana splits for breakfast) [*]JESUS said: "Man shall not live by bread alone." ELVIS liked his sandwiches deep-friedwith peanut butter and bananas. [*]"[JESUS'] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow." (Matthew 28:3) ELVIS wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightning bolts. [*]JESUS said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39) ELVIS said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA 1956) [*]JESUS walked on water. (Matthew 14:25) ELVIS surfed on water. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount:1965) [*]JESUS H. CHRIST has 12 letters. ELVIS PRESLEY has 12 letters. [*]JESUS had his famous Resurrection. ELVIS had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special. [*]JESUS lived in a state of grace, in a Near Eastern land. ELVIS lived in Graceland, in a nearly eastern state.

Rev
Elvis and Jesus? Nothing in common sept, that they walked upright. Jesus wasn't a very good singer.

Ron

I hear He could play a mean air harp!

Attacking Christ geez what is next.

I imagine the good Lord can appreciate a little humor. Its like all the other ethnic jokes.

There is a reason GOD made humor, For us to use it.

meant mine as joke also folks.