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Forum: General Posts 04-21-2009, 11:04 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 805
Posted By b3196
Boats No it was Sherri Lewis.....John wanted to...

Boats
No it was Sherri Lewis.....John wanted to make sure he got some before riggur set in.
Forum: General Posts 04-21-2009, 06:48 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 805
Posted By b3196
John and I were walking by a funeral home one hot...

John and I were walking by a funeral home one hot summer day and he looked over at me and said "lets stop in for a cold one"
Forum: General Posts 04-21-2009, 06:32 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,043
Posted By b3196
Boats There's a confusion factor here.....Keith...

Boats
There's a confusion factor here.....Keith is not the one who banned Sid and Packo.
as much as I would like to blame it on him (which I've been known to do on many occasions) Keith is not...
Forum: General Posts 04-21-2009, 04:06 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,043
Posted By b3196
My brothers Sid and Packo

First of all I would like to start out by totally agreeing with what Seatjerker said in the earlier thread started by Mortardude. Both Sid and Packo have been, and should continue to be a major...
Forum: General Posts 04-20-2009, 10:41 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,234
Posted By b3196
Larry I know, but I can't tell you....I might...

Larry
I know, but I can't tell you....I might get banned like Pack and Sid :)
Forum: Vietnam 04-19-2009, 07:00 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 21,981
Posted By b3196
Stick 1am is perfect....That should put you on...

Stick
1am is perfect....That should put you on the mtn by 5....The door's unlocked. just walk up to Ray's bedroom and sit on the edge of the bed and stare at him til he wakes up.
Forum: General Posts 04-17-2009, 01:01 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 542
Posted By b3196
We can grant your friends wishes with those M-1...

We can grant your friends wishes with those M-1 carbines......I have a BP vest if ya want me to bring it along. Its a little outdated and moth eaten, but I'm sure it'll work
Forum: Vietnam 04-17-2009, 12:58 PM
Replies: 200
Views: 21,981
Posted By b3196
I don't care if that shit came straight from...

I don't care if that shit came straight from Italy......I ain't eatin' it
I think John's gettin' even with us for all the crap Packo and Ray do to John
Forum: Vietnam 04-17-2009, 08:18 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 21,981
Posted By b3196
John Remember how you would forget to bring...

John
Remember how you would forget to bring numeous breakfast items to the mtn that Sid asked you to pickup......Well why dont you extend us the same courtesy and forget that shit you call sausage,...
Forum: Vietnam 04-17-2009, 07:02 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 21,981
Posted By b3196
Sid What night we havin' the fine wine...

Sid
What night we havin' the fine wine tasting?.....Happen to acquire 2 excellent after dinner wines that will be sampled with the proper deserts.......Rolaids and Exlax if we have them after Johns...
Forum: Vietnam 04-16-2009, 11:46 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 21,981
Posted By b3196
Tom and Tom Man!!! you guys are on the ball...

Tom and Tom
Man!!! you guys are on the ball today. We can call it a "One Stop Shop"......Get your hair cut, Get your teeth removed, and get your PTSD rating upped from the cannon blast.
Forum: Vietnam 04-15-2009, 05:23 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 21,981
Posted By b3196
Curtis Do you have enough for one...

Curtis
Do you have enough for one ticket?......if so just fly Kristie down. Packo can pick her up at the airport

5 grand, no problem.......Check's in the mail
Forum: Vietnam 04-15-2009, 03:33 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 21,981
Posted By b3196
Stick Make sure you get there early......Ray's...

Stick
Make sure you get there early......Ray's requesting an early wake-up call so he can get started with the preparations. (setting up the tent for the revival meeting, cooking for the prayer...
Forum: World War II 04-14-2009, 06:08 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,541
Posted By b3196
YASSUM BOSS......Now if ya'll can point me in the...

YASSUM BOSS......Now if ya'll can point me in the direction of that flock. I'd sure appreciate it......I have a hankerin for sum luvin
Forum: General Posts 04-14-2009, 06:03 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,412
Posted By b3196
Ouch!!!!!

Ouch!!!!!
Forum: General Posts 04-14-2009, 03:46 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,065
Posted By b3196
Brice I'll have you know my blow-up doll is in...

Brice
I'll have you know my blow-up doll is in good shape for 50, as long as you keep her at the right PSI, Armmoral her ass before each date and have her vital areas recapped.......She should be...
Forum: World War II 04-14-2009, 03:30 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,541
Posted By b3196
Oh I see its gonna be a good April on the mtn. ...

Oh I see its gonna be a good April on the mtn.

Pack
You survived to help vets and John to be an opa......Here's the question of the day.
Whats my excuse?

See you 2 shitbirds in 8 days and a...
Forum: Vietnam 04-07-2009, 03:39 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 21,981
Posted By b3196
Fred A six pack of Red Bull and a six pack of...

Fred
A six pack of Red Bull and a six pack of Depends....You should be able to make it non-stop.

Sid
Pick me out a pretty one....

The beer has been ordered. PBR at the request of the Packman
Forum: General Posts 04-04-2009, 01:08 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 557
Posted By b3196
I thought my exwife's breast implants got loose

I thought my exwife's breast implants got loose
Forum: Family 04-04-2009, 01:06 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,168
Posted By b3196
Great videos Sis

Great videos Sis
Forum: General Posts 04-01-2009, 11:57 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 986
Posted By b3196
Pack I'm not callin' any number I don't...

Pack
I'm not callin' any number I don't recognize. I'll end up being billed for instant membership to MANBLA
Forum: General Posts 04-01-2009, 10:48 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 986
Posted By b3196
Larry I was thinking the same thing......The...

Larry
I was thinking the same thing......The only way to find out is to invite her to the annual prayer breakfast and choir practice, where she can sit down with our resident councellor, (Packo)for...
Forum: Vietnam 03-30-2009, 03:37 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 21,981
Posted By b3196
Steve John and I will be toasting the two...

Steve
John and I will be toasting the two people that helped bring us into this world so yall can enjoy our company 60 + years later. as far as the Taylor ham goes Price is no object, get the big...
Forum: General Posts 03-30-2009, 03:20 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 781
Posted By b3196
Keith I did it for free and I highly recommend...

Keith
I did it for free and I highly recommend getting shot in the ass with an M-16 loaded with Viagra. Puts a whole new meaning to erectile disfunction
Forum: Vietnam 03-26-2009, 10:40 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 7,463
Posted By b3196
Pack Can't remember.....I was just glad to get...

Pack
Can't remember.....I was just glad to get my ass outta his office. part 2 of our atonement: we all had an early morning detail of digging a ditch for the water supply to the officers...
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