We do it a little differently in Buffalo. Folks outside the city are sure that we are all lined up at the border with guns and knives, so they stay away. I worked outside the city, and heard so many times the "Oh my God, you live in the CITY???!!!" comments, that I ended up telling them I had a secret password to get in safely.
'Course, they could never find a really great and large house built in 1923, like mine, in the burbs. Too bad, so sad, can't give out the secret password, or they'd have to kill me!
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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
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