[82Rigger]

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.

She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up."

For her birthday, he bought a brand new bathroom scale. Services will be at Downing Funeral home on Monday the 17th.
This will be a closed casket service.

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