HOW TO INSTALL A POOR MAN'S SECURITY SYSTEM:
Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots ---a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it......a really big dog dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo - back in an hour. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed."
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