"The north still WON!!!!!"

God bless the CSA propaganda dept.!!

Evah since the war Northerners has been required ta slave away in factories an such, walk on concrete an asphalt streets beset by rats an drug dealers, breathe air full a that smog stuff, an freeze theirselves blue doin it.
Then-if they has been good Yankees an earned lots o' money-they may be allowed ta move South fer their last few years so's they kin spend all that money on $20/bowl grits-n-shrimp an such.

An they STILL think they won the war!!!