Real old guy....(older than Sid), sitting on a bench in the garden of the ol' folks home.
Betty comes out, another resident, and says Sid, what do you miss in life now that your old.
Sid replies, "Sex!"
Betty laughs and says, "Why you dirty ol' man, you couldn't get it up if you tried.
Sid, "Your right Betty, but if I pulled it out, would you just hold it for me?"
Betty, "Yes Sid, I will."
Night after night they meet in the garden and Betty holds Sid's package.
One night, she comes out to meet Sid, and he's gone. She looks around and sure enough, by the pond, there's Sid with Ethel holding on to Mr. Happy.
"Sid, you two timing SOB! What does Ethel have that I don't?"
"PARKINSON'S" Sid answers.
Hope it was worth the wait.
Pack
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