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Russia supplies Iran with enriched uranium and the technology to produce it. Iran supplies Russia with cheap oil because Russia hasn't yet developed its own vast oil reserves. Syria develops missiles that can attack the Jewish state of Israel so Israel reacts by bombing the sites where Russia has imported nuclear technology to Syria. The Iranian President says that Israel should be wiped of the face of the map. Israel holds the Palestinian people as prisoners and only gives them little, inadequate subsistence. America allies itself with Israel, the only non oil producing Middle Eastern nation. America’s marginal ally in the area, Turkey debates whether American planes can land in their nation. American soldiers and airmen die in Iraq in an effort to deliver democracy to that country and the Shah’s and Mullahs see democracy as a way to subvert their self enriching authorities. Shouldn’t their individual tribe be the ruling authority and how dare those other tribes think that they should have any say in the matter of State?
The American President has the balls to appoint a woman as Secretary of State to speak with Middle Eastern rulers and she doesn’t even cover her head when talking to them.
Usama Bin laden enjoys the scenery in the mountains of Afghanistan and Pakistan which used to be East Pakistan and is now a nuclear power.
Bend over America. Oh, and by the way while your down there if you need to go to the store make sure you fuel up your SUV for $2.92 for every 4 miles you drive. Just send your bucks either to the Mullah or down to Venezuela because their Pres’ figures that we is the scum of the earth and he can make some bucks off us.
Devalue your currency America.
China says that they need some more shipping boxes to send back to America because they haven’t gotten rid of all of their lead yet and there’s an uneducated market for it to sell to in America. The number one export from America to China is cardboard, empty cardboard shipping containers.