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As a Special Ops Secret truck driver I can't tell you where I drove my deuce and a quarter because then I would have to kill you. After telling my top sgt to kiss my a** they busted me to driving top secret jeeps. My route tickets are still classified National Top Secret. Hmm think that lie will get me a free beer in a bar? What is with these assholes? the "military consultant" for one of the national cable news turns out to have spent a total of 46 days in Basic before being discharged. he claimed to be a retired Lt Col with combat awards. When we came home most of this country didn't want anything to do with us and now it seems like every time you turn around some lying jack-off is trying to claim to be one of us. Usually I just listen to their lies and laugh at them.