[Boats]

Subject: Two Traveling Jewish Men


*Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one
day.*

*Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born
and raised in Mexico?"*

*Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."*

*When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"*

*The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks."*

*He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the
cook say no Mexican Jews."*

*Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"*

*The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once
again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.*

*While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there
are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."*

*The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is
no Mexican Jews."*

*"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no
Mexican Jews!"*

*Ready for this.......*

*"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter. "All we have is
Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Apple Jews, but no
Mexican Jews."*