Do you suppose...
...Andy, and Smitty are twins seperated a birth by a mere accident, or was it premeditated by choice of the good doctors to further prevent dual havoc by the Alphabet brothers...
...recent documents were found, and these new facts were disclosed...
...They were born in a small midwestern town called Luh, and split up fast, Smitty stayed in Luh, and Andy was moved to Duh, only further out in the woods, so far out, they didn't have fire,... cold water, and raw meat was all they lived on until they were 17,... until the day when Andy was hit by a bolt of lightning, and his afro caught fire, Smitty beat out the flames with his pet squirel, and the first roasted rocky on a sitck franchise was born...
...They continued through the years obtaining similar stores such as bobbing for buzzard, and ...........
...oh yea, Happy Birthday Smitty...
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Tom "ANDY" Andrzejczyk
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