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16. "There are three kinds of men: 1. The ones that learn by reading. 2. The few who learn by observation. 3. The rest of them have to urinate on the electric fence for themselves."
17. "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
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Too funny! 
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