Brother Bob I now understand why you are so ugly. It isn't your fault its your hobbies.
".....It's like jacking off a wildcat with a handful of cockleburrs..."
Hobbies like that will make you ugly. No wonder they call you scare face.
You need a new hobbie. I know its challenging but is it safe?
Let's go play a game of golf.
You may not be an old geezer but you are closing in rapidly.
Keith
