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Old 07-19-2003, 09:09 AM
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Talking Visit to the Rabbi

A good Jewish joke to start the day:


A young married couple went the Rabbi for advice. They wanted to know if they could have sex on the sabbath. They aren't suppose to work on the sabbath so they asked if sex was work or play. The Rabbi said give me a day to think about it and come back tomorrow.

The young couple came back the next day. The Rabbi had an answer for them. He told them that he and his wife had discussed the situation. The Rabbi told them their conclusion.

"My wife says that sex is play because if it was work she'd have the maid do it."

So sex is recreational and you can do it on the Sabbath. Much to the joy of the young couple.

Keith
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