On Sat, 20 Sep 2003 22:50:46 +0100, "Piranha Pete"
wrote:


>Well don't forget Patrick, he WAS a starship trooper....we already know
>about those little rocket boosters on his boots which allowed him to
>levitate over, instead of through, elephant grass. I think the root of all
>his problems can be traced back to all the times he was beamed up and down
>like an elevator to the starship....he didn't get all his particles back
>from the transporter bay and the result is what you see today...he's
>incomplete....he doesn't know who the hell he is - Latrine Boy, Sybil,
>Troopervet, Alligator Al, Rusty, Dusty or Crusty and who the hell knows who
>else. For all we know he could be a Dalek.


I sure know one thing. If I came on a newsgroup with over 200 vietnam
vets, assorted and sundry guests and casual observers over a period of
time and someone from one of my units called me a liar, charlatan,
shitburner and such I would be so embarrassed I would leave and never
come back. I wouldn't do so even if I could change my name every other
week.

Dave got it right, what do you suppose its like to be a sybull
shultis? We are not talking about a bad month or even a year with
him, but five years worth of it now. Geez!
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