The Cowboy and the Indian
While riding one day, a Cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and sheep and he began a conversation:
Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Indian: (Look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian)
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Good"
Indian: (Extreme look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down after and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Indian: (Complete look of utter amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep liar."
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