[Stick]

Could probably start a whole new thread on this one but not too long ago I got a t-shirt from one of the kids, of course one of the few that doesn't have any kids yet but the shirt reads;

GRANDPA'S TO DO LIST;
1. LOAD UP GRANDKIDS WITH SUGAR.
2. SEND HOME.

Been doin' that ever since the first one was born and we're now buying candy, muffins and popcicles bulk at Costco.
Did you know that at the very second of your first grandkids birth, God Almighty goes over and gets one of his specialized angels and sends him down to you and Grandma? That angel is a tatoo artist and he comes to you and writes this on your forhead for the little one to see clearly.
S U C K E R