Subject: Security
Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a
private
investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. And that was
the
beginning
of the Secret Service.
Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large
number of
multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.
Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security
Service."
Can't you see them now, these highly trained men and women
in their
black
outfits with their initials in large white letters across their
backs:
"FATASS."
I feel safer already.
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I'M FINE...........IT'S REST OF YOU THAT NEED COUNSELING
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