Pumpkins-R-Us
Everybody should send a congratulatory letter, note, or IOU to PHO for his remarkably marvelous idea of marketing PsychoVet Pumpkin Butt Rub, and assorted body emolients. Now, we need to have a marketing plan, with a catchy logo and cut line: my money for the winning entry will be on Sir Scamp's wonderfully warped mind.
Here's a start: "Buy This Stuff, Rub It On, Or Die!"
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One Big Ass Mistake, America
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