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Let's see, the war most of us fought in was CinC'ed by a phoney-baloney who was presented (didn't earn it, was presented) the Silver Star, for riding in a B-25 that didn't even complete its mission. Ain't it amazing that nobody else onboard was given any award for that same flight. Let's see, how many campaign stars are on Robert McNamara's resume? And let's not forget about ol' William Cohen, Sec. of DoD under Clinton - what an outstanding war record he brought to the table, and the marvelous record of mighty military achievements as evidenced in Haiti, Somalia, and Rwanda. Wasn't McNamara that genius that tried to use a "pencil-whipping" process to help us win the war in Vietnam? Or are you mental midgets thinking that every cabinet should be staffed by nothing but Airborne, Ranger, CIB veterans? It would be nice, but it ain't reality, something that seems to evade you on a continuing and frequent basis.

And are you ready for me to email you several recipes for crow, once the evidence of WMD is found in sufficent quantity to convince even you tinhat tinhorns? And apparently the news didn't get to certain parts of the nation, as some are still befuddled, a condition caused by too tight tinfoil helmets, about the exit strategy for Iraq. Or is it that the exit strategy as presented does not conform with your ideas? Like we enjoy telling the whiners in Florida about 2000, get over it!

And are you tinhat tinkerbelles enjoying those reduced gasoline prices for all that oil we stole from Iraq, or did those Wascally Wepublicans just import it here to Texas? Oh, that's right, I forgot about all that swamp gas in Florida, and how it must be a marvelous substitute for propane, butane, ethanol and methane. That must explain the H2S odor so prevalent there.

BTW, which one of the prancing pretenders you geniuses planning on voting for Dean, Clark, Edwards, Kuchinici or whatever or hoping that Algore comes back?