A bartender glanced up from his duties and noticed an absolutely gorgeous woman in a form-fitting, low-cut dress beckoning to him from the other end of the bar. As he reached her she asked in a low, sultry voice, "Is the manager here?"
He gulped and said, "No."
She then started running her fingers through his hair and asked, "Do you know when he'll be back?"
He stammered, "No."
She stroked his bushy beard and asked, "Well, can you give him a message for me?"
He just moaned and nodded.
Moving her fingers across his lips she said, "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the Ladies Room."
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