The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you
see. Grab it.
* Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under
the wheels of your car.
* When on a one way street, stay to the right to allow oncoming
traffic to pass
* Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive body work.
* Always look both ways when running a red light.
* Never use directional signals when changing lanes. They only warn
other drivers to speed up and not let you in.
* Whenever possible, stop in the middle of a crosswalk to ensure
inconveniencing as many pedestrians as possible. And if a pedestrian
ahead of you steps into the road, speed up, honk or yell loudly and
chase him back up on the curb.
* Pedestrians have no rights.
* Making eye contact revokes your right of way.
I've been there. There once was talk of putting their liscense tags under their cars... it gives the pedestrian something to read while the ambulance is on the way...
Travis
