[HARDCORE]

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> This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on!
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> NEVER SAY TO A COP
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> 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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> 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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> 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
job!
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> 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
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> 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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> 8. I pay your salary!
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> 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
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> 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
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> cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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> 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
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> drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook
> glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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> *** Forward this to at least 5 people and see what comes on your screen,
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> you will laugh your head off!!!!!!!
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> This works. I don't know how...