Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
How can a shrimp be jumbo?
If Doc was really a Doc how come he couldn't cure Sneezey?
If the seven dwarfs were diamond miners why did they live in a shack in the woods?
Dopey is younger than all the other dwarfs, yet there is no mention of his mother?
When the chicken gets to the other side of the road, what does he do?
Why would the bears in the Goldy Locks story sleep in beds if they shit in the woods?
If the egg came first how did it know what to become when it was grown?
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A veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it. -- Author Unknown
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