[SEATJERKER]

...will be addressing these issues as they are put forth by our offical "situation writer",...

...Let the truth be known that we did not drink all his liquor, we saved him a sip, or two, or ,...

...We did not do all his drugs, we just couldn't find all of them,...

...We did not eat all his breakfast, he just slept late,...

...Andy did find the stockpile of ammmmmo, and had squireled away numerous cases around the parimeter before he could be subdued, however throughout the evening there were infltraitors in the wire, and Andy did hold them off single handed for an unknown period of time before repelling the attack sometime before dawn,...

The distant seranade of plucking of bango could be heard in the not so far distance, and the sweet smell of turkey vulture farts floated on the misty evening air, So went the sounds of laughter, glugs, wisps, and silient prayers, and tears,....

...Oh the tales of woe,... enlistment waiting lines,... $9.50 change from a franklin for three beers, and the subsequient loss of half a town, side splitting aching ribs contributed to a very slow next morning while local law enforcement cited larry form moving half the natural game into the city limits with his snoring,...

... A fire raged throughout the evening as the fire dept had all companies on full alert, scrambling units from as far away as Texas with it being picked up on by NASA's satalites as a metorite that they missed coming in,...

... Communications experts from the ATF were on alert as someone we all know, and love was calling out for more high explosives over his cell phone, and we all knew it would'nt be long before we were in deep shi+,...

...And I thought I had knives,... A certain someone drives in through a blaze of enemy fire, and was required to download before entering the mess hall, and upon iniatinating removal sequence, proceded to lose 38 lbs. on the scale, and tripped metal detectors in Atlanta,...

...Yes, we ran them off the mountian that first night, and they dared not attempt a second wave until dark the next eve, but again, we were ready for um, by now we had circled the wagons, and stocked up on chow, important working supplies, and one singular high strength teather which held our fearless leader even closer then needed,...

...TB continued upon further review of secondary reports of after action reports,...


..."disclaimer to the general public",...
...These factual transmissions are of a highly classified nature, and with the discression of opinions being reported, it is best to never discuss them with your shrink, it might land you up on the mountian with us",...

...Edit,...

...Larry, Andy was face down with a pillow over his head the first night with his a$$ duct taped shut, and he is deafer then I, and yes Friday, I bailed outside as he was trolling for flies,...